About ME !!!!!

I am this little pest who lives in this insane world and walk along the sands of the seashore, wishing that the sea breeze will make me sane but they too had made me insane ....and i ramble my endless thoughts of insaneness and saneness in this sane less insane world....i follow my own rules and principles.....i live life my way....i ponder endlessly of things which are not insane in this insane world....because those things shouldn't happen..they are technically not allowed in this insane world... (in short..i am insane always and a lil bit sane at times!!)

ABOUT MY COMPANY...

Prediktiva is a business analytics consulting and systems integration firm with a mission to enable intelligent, data-driven decision making at every level of the 21st century organization. We use our skills, experience, tools and methodology to deliver analytics infrastructure and application solutions that bridges the gap that today’s customer-centric organizations face, the gap between wealth of data on one side and profitable decision making on the other.

Putting together a Business Analytics solution is like solving a jigsaw puzzle that involves Integration of data from various internal and external sources Development of a data warehouse that evolves with the business Mining the data for hidden insights Visualization and presentation of the insights in various forms at various levels in the organization .

It is a complex undertaking with a promise of a huge and sustained reward in the end. Prediktiva helps put the jigsaw of Business Analytics software applications together!

My Team...

We are Prediktivans...

LOVE IS BLIND

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it,God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek."Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed.

So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to count: "One, two, three..." As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding. "Treason" hid in a pile of garbage.. "Lie " said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake.

And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this time, all the qualities were already hidden-except "Love ". For stupid as "Love” is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love".

"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when "Madness" got to one hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid.

And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness” searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love. Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness ": "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."

"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes.

Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened. He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of u... ..u shall always be with him" And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,"A Troubled User "

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendSarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,Tech Support ....

MOTHER ???

What a mother should be

A mother is the one who loves you

A mother puts no drug above you

A mother will never make you cry

A mother will never make you want to die

A mother will help you fight your fears

A mother will help you stop your tears

A mother will keep you safe and sound

A mother will never let you down

A mother will daily say I love you

A mother won’t say I hate you

A mother won’t wish you were dead

A mother won’t forget what you said

A mother won’t close the door

A mother won’t let you be poor

Now I ask you, do you have a mother?

Cause’ I don’t, so don’t bother.

Meaning of OM

The ancient syllable “OM” is the shortest of the Mantras and in Indian tradition it is a word suggestive of God.

The scriptures tell us that “OM” is the planets primordial vibration from which the entire universe has arisen. All other sounds are contained within it.

It is believed that “OM” is the mother of all languages. Repetition of “OM” enables us to maintain mental and emotional calmness, overcome obstacles and enable understanding.
An analysis of “OM” as it is written in Sanskrit shows that it is made up of A, U, M and a symbol representing resonance. So “OM” has four aspects.

The first is A, a sound that comes from the belly, is formed in the open throat, and is voiced with the mouth open. As with many alphabets, A is the first letter of the Sanskrit alphabet.

The second aspect is the U, a sound that is formed in the middle of the mouth. The mouth is not as wide as it is for sounding the A.

With the third sound, M the mouth closes. The sound rises to the nasal passages, from where the resonance, the forth aspect of “OM” issues forth.
It is said that A represents the waking state. U the dream state and M the state of deep dreamless sleep. the fourth state, sounds in the resonance following M.
Saying “OM” is actually a form of meditation

Click the link http://www.yogiramsuratkumar.net/music/mp3/playlist/OM_Mantra_Chanting_meditation.m3u - to Listen to OM Chanting

DATAWAREHOUSE

DataWarehouse :

Data warehouse is record of an enterprise's past transactional and operational information, stored in a database designed to favour efficient data analysis and reporting (especially OLAP).

Data warehousing is not meant for current "live" data. Data warehouses often hold large amounts of information which are sometimes subdivided into smaller logical units called dependent data marts.

Usually, two basic ideas guide the creation of a data warehouse:

-->Integration of data from distributed and differently structured databases, which facilitates a global overview and comprehensive analysis in the data warehouse.
-->Separation of data used in daily operations from data used in the data warehouse for purposes of reporting, decision support, analysis and controlling.

Periodically, one imports data from enterprise resource planning (ERP ) systems and other related business software systems into the data warehouse for further processing. It is common practice to "stage" data prior to merging it into a data warehouse. In this sense, to "stage data" means to queue it for preprocessing, usually with an ETL tool. The preprocessing program reads the staged data (often a business's primary OLTP databases), performs qualitative preprocessing or filtering (including denormalization, if deemed necessary), and writes it into the warehouse.

A database designed to support decision making in an organization. Data from the production databases are copied to the data warehouse so that queries can be performed without disturbing the performance or the stability of the production systems.

Data storage of consolidated information dedicated to easely and quickly provide simple or pre-aggregated data for analysis

www.e-plusconsulting.com/DW_Concepts/Glossary/glossary.html

A data warehouse is, primarily, a record of an enterprise's past transactional and operational information, stored in a database designed to favour efficient data analysis and reporting (especially OLAP). Data warehousing is not meant for current, "live" data.

Data Marts

Data warehouses can become enormous with hundreds of gigabytes of transactions. As a result, subsets, known as "data marts," are often created for just one department or product line.

ETL
Data Warehouse acquisition processes of Extracting, Transforming (or Transporting) and Loading (ETL) data from source systems into the data warehouse.

www.orafaq.com/glossary/faqglose.htm
Three database functions that are combined into one tool to pull data out of source databases and place it into target databases. ETL is used to migrate data from databases to others, to form data marts and data warehouses and also to convert databases from one format or type to another.

www.informatica.com/solutions/resource_center/glossary/default.htm

Betrayal !!!!

Pictures of Betrayal (from The Whip)

The ways I'm splitting wounds /*not really sure of this */

The ways I hide

All the ways I'm not so sure But I would try to marry you

If you were a girl

But never leave me It's never me you're talking to

A human makes the wrong decisions

For almost anything

I have() worked it out

Now I understand so well

Just what it is that I am doing

I sort of wish that I gave a fuck

About all of you

I kind of wish that I gave a fuck

About all of you... ...

But I don't!

You would forgive(believe) me

If you could understand

That you never think

Just so your own delusions...

You were almost always right

You think too much

Miss my room

As evening falls(falling things), falling things

But I can Love

And I love, And I love

But I can Love And

I love, And I love

[Now repeat the first 3 verses, with the lyrics in brackets as opposed to what was sung the first time around.]

And I love, and I love, and I love... [ad lib]
Shoot too for me you Follow like really [......] Should I follow you? You you you Should I follow you? You you you Should I follow you?

GENIUS....!

This is really cool. its amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI

FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

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THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.

READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.



The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage :Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functionslike flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations onphone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage :Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix thecandidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions areadded to supplement the main program. The functions can be added ordeleted.

Love Marriage :Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.
Arranged Marriage :Compatible with hardware( Parents ).

Love Marriage :You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation andexecution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage :You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they areresponsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage :Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food,washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage :All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) asrequired features.

Love Marriage :Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive... . Yet one neverknows when it will crash....

Arranged Marriage :Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless... still extremelyreliable n robust.

COMMUNICATION GAP...

Good Wan! (Good One!)!!

Chinese Name confusion

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree .

Caller: O h .....God.......

FRIENDSHIP

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop;

Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door

just waiting for you to open it.

"Listening is just an important as talking"

"Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on"

"Good times are even better when they're shared"

"The only way to have a friend is to be one"

"Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets"

When it comes to"bonding",females do it better.

A REAL PSYCHOLOGY TEST

A REAL PSYCHOLOGY TEST

This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl. Whilst at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know.She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then... A few days later the girl killed her own sister.Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

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*Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly.

If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.(If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my visitors list...)

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POI PAESA AZHAIKKUM INTHA SAMUTHAYATHIL

NEE MATTUM ENNA VIDHI VILAKKA...

UNNIDAMUM POI UNNDU...

MANNITHUKOLADI

UNMAI SONNATHARKU...

ENNAKU THERIYUMADI-UNNAI

KATHALIPPATHU ENBATHU-ENNAI

NANAE SILUVAIYIL ARAINTHU KOLVATHU ENDRU.......